{"id":531,"date":"2011-11-28T09:03:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T09:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.esanu.name\/vitalie\/?p=531"},"modified":"2011-11-28T09:03:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T09:03:18","slug":"cazul-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"Cazul Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tEra \u00een seara de Halloween. La discoteca noastr\u0103 totul era preg\u0103tit pentru ca distrac\u021bia s\u0103 fie pe cinste. Lumini, m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri \u0219i muzic\u0103 bun\u0103.<br \/>\nCondi\u021bia ca to\u021bi s\u0103 vin\u0103 costuma\u021bi a fost respectat\u0103 de to\u021bi invita\u021bii. Deoarece la discotec\u0103 era intrare gratuit\u0103, au venit o mul\u021bime de oameni.<\/p>\n<p>Unii mai haio\u0219i ca al\u021bii. \u00cembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een Napolen sau Zombi turba\u021bi, unii mai goi al\u021bii cu tot felul de haine istorice. Era \u0219i Moartea, \u0219i dl Judec\u0103tor. Mai pe scurt ca la oameni.<\/p>\n<p>Dintr-o dat\u0103 s-a iscat o ceart\u0103. Unul dintre masca\u021bi l-a numit \u201dPupsic\u201d pe un Napolen, care, de altfel, era adorabil. \u0102sta din urm\u0103 striga c\u00e2t se poate de tare. C\u0103 doar era c\u0103pitan de o\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-un sf\u00e2r\u0219it, Napoleon enervat a ie\u0219it \u0219i a plecat suparat \u00een drumul lui. Discoteca de Halloween a continuat mai departe. Nimeni nu \u0219tia ce l-a ofensat pe Napoleon a\u0219a de tare, dar, m\u0103 rog, nimeni nici nu \u0219tia cine e el \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Poate era chiar Napoleon.<\/p>\n<p>A doua zi la proprietarul discotecii, vine un om. A\u0219a, un om cumsecade. \u00centreab\u0103 de proprietar ce \u0219i cum, \u00eei spune c\u0103 a fost ofensat asear\u0103, \u0219i c\u0103 el era acel Napoleon. Apoi \u00eel roag\u0103 pe proprietar s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 o discotec\u0103 de Halloween si s\u0103-\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze pentu c\u0103 pe Napoleon l-a ofensat un Zombi mascat.  Si ulterior, dup\u0103 discotec\u0103 s\u0103-i mai \u0219i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 daune morale.<\/p>\n<p>Proprietarul nedumerit \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103, de ce nu a venit asear\u0103 la el s\u0103 aplaneze situa\u021bia \u0219i dac\u0103 poate cumva s\u0103 aduc\u0103 costumul de Napoleon s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 e el. Poate \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i pe cel care l-a ofensat, c\u0103 doar \u0219tie \u00een ce costum era \u0219i \u00eentreb\u0103m de croitori.<\/p>\n<p>Pretinsul Napoleon era hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u0219i nu a dorit s\u0103 se identifice \u0219i nici s\u0103-l caute pe acel Zombi, \u0219i \u00eei \u00eenm\u00e2n\u0103 o cerere de chemare \u00een judecat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Au trecut c\u00e2teva luni de zile.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen judecat\u0103 a c\u00e2\u0219tigat pretinsul Napoleon, f\u0103r\u0103 a ar\u0103ta costumul lui de Napoleon. Judec\u0103torul l-a crezut pe cuv\u00e2nt c\u0103 el ar fi Napoleon. Zombi, chiar dac\u0103 s-a g\u0103sit cine a fost, nu prezenta nici un interes pentru pretinsul Napoleon.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a a r\u0103mas proprietarul discotecii f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2teva mii de lei. Pentru o discotec\u0103 organizat\u0103 gratis.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Concluzie:<\/strong><br \/>\nTupeu s\u0103 ai.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PS: <\/strong>Napoleon a \u00eencurcat proprietarul discotecii cu un alt proprietar \u00eens\u0103, pentru simplitate, am eliminat aceast\u0103 istorioar\u0103.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era \u00een seara de Halloween. La discoteca noastr\u0103 totul era preg\u0103tit pentru ca distrac\u021bia s\u0103 fie pe cinste. Lumini, m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri \u0219i muzic\u0103 bun\u0103. Condi\u021bia ca to\u021bi s\u0103 vin\u0103 costuma\u021bi a fost respectat\u0103 de to\u021bi invita\u021bii. Deoarece la discotec\u0103 era intrare gratuit\u0103, au venit o mul\u021bime de oameni. Unii mai haio\u0219i ca al\u021bii. \u00cembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een Napolen &#8230; <a title=\"Cazul Halloween\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/?p=531\" aria-label=\"More on Cazul Halloween\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,25,27,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haioase","category-internet","category-jurnalism","category-viitor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esanu.name\/vitalie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}